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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Lena and Ole

I realized that the blog has been lacking in Lena and Ole jokes lately. Here's one from an unidentified family member of mine:

Ole and Lena had just come to America where Ole had a job promised to him. They were newlyweds and deeply in love. During the workday Ole would sneak home and they would have passionate love. Soon, Arne Ole's forman spotted Ole's absence and admonished him he would be fired if he kept on with this practice. But after two weeks Ole could stand it no longer and snuck toward their house. Coming around the bedroom window he saw Arne in bed with Lena. Oh my gosh, he ran back to the plant where he gasped to his best friend, Ralph. Boy, that was a close one. I just about got fired.

And if you like these jokes, here's a jackpot... pages and pages of 'em.
http://www.norskarv.com/jokes1.htm

1 comment:

Big Alfie said...

kristin: boy, just got back from the big island with uncle neil. sad to say we had to take my sister, aurora, along so it was only when we left her at the volcano that i got some peace and quiet in the sun and wafting tropical breezes. but you know about that. uncle neil is having your mother over for dinner tonight. he sez it will be pan-fried king salmon from alaska and his famous cole slaw with fat canadian shrimp. too bad the petersburg variety are unavailable. big alfie loves shrimp. So ho, ho, ho. even from aunt stephanie who is in India.